Smitten by the Mitten Kitten

I lay there, cut and bleedin'
Smitten by the mitten kitten,
a mitten! kitten! t'was no ordinary kitten,
but a mitten kitten...a mitten kitten...

I awoke, sitting in the kitchen,
where i was smitten by a kitten,
by a kitten with a mitten,
by mitten on a kitten...

Not far from me, on a pile of linen,
sat the mitten kitten,
no ordinary kitten that was sittin'
on a pile of dirty linen...

Linen kitten, mitten kitten
why are you, me hatin' ?-
to smite me with your mitten,
oh, ruler of the dirty linen

Smitten, Written, Smitten, Written -
that is the job of the mitten kitten
said the ruler of the linen,
dirty pile of kitchen linen...

He was writing a story -
I was smitten by a kitty
t'was no ordinary kitten,
but a kitten with a mitten...

I was tasked by the mitten,
to clean the dirty linen!
For I, cleaner of the linen,
was smitten by the kitten...